10 Things You’d Love To Say To Your Mother-In-Law, But Don’t Have The Guys…”

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10 Homemade Christmas Gifts You Hope You Never Get.

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1. A Pitbull Puppy

2. eMail Spam.

3. A scrapbook page of someone else’s vacation.

4. Cubicle Rash.

5. The film, “Titanic” remade by your neighbors kids. 

6. A Coupon for “One Free Wedgie”.

7. Maxi-Pad Slippers

8. A Stool Sample.

9. A Homemade Wheatgrass Shake.

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The Top 5 Best Soda Brands Ever!

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1.  Cherry Coke – My all-time favorite soda!

 2. Mountain Dew Voltage – Rasberry Citrus and Ginseng…love the taste and the ginseng just gives me that added mental boost!

3. Vault – Sweet, Energy Packed Soda – great for a road trip!

4. Coke Zero – Maybe I’m getting older, but for those watching the calorie intake, this soda is really great.

Coke Zero

The Top 25 Best Little League Football Photographs Ever!

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1. “Hydration”

2. “Waitin’ For Offense”

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The 25 Best Fall Leaves Photos Ever!

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1. “Fall Leaves”

Brethart77 - "Fall Leaves" Big Cottonwood Canyon, SLC, UT - 10/19/2008 apx 3pm, Kodak z710, 7.1mp Digital - Taken by Brethart77

2. “Stump In The Woods”

Brethart77 - "Stump In The Woods" Big Cottonwood Canyon, SLC, UT - 10/19/2008 apx 3pm, Kodak z710, 7.1mp Digital - Taken by Brethart77

3. “Fall Leaves 3″

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Brethart77 - "Fall Leaves 4" Big Cottonwood Canyon, SLC, UT - 10/19/2008 apx 3pm, Kodak z710, 7.1mp Digital - Taken by Brethart77

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Top 10 Worst Opening Lines For A Novel.

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1. (Matt) It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. Seriously it was the worst of times.

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15 Best and 15 Worst Office Pens Ever!

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BEST PENS

1. Waterman Ball Point Pen – In my opinion, this is the best ball point pen on the planet today.  I can’t imagine you ever going wrong with this product.  The weight balance seems perfect, the color of the ink is good and the writing is always dependable.  I you like using a ball point pen and you would like a pen with an executive look and feel, this pen is definitely for you. 

2. Pilot Dr. Grip LTD – The top-end standard for your typical office pens.  The LTD is a Gel Ink pen, yet doesn’t seem to smear much at all on a regular surface.  It has an almost perfect grip, writes smooth and the ink is dark, yet still has brilliant characteristic.  Good looking pen–but, will your office pay $10 per pen?

3.  BIC Intensity – Great pen for work, comfortable in your hand and the gel ink writes smoothe, but the ink tends to smear if you’re not careful, or write on a glossy surface.

4. Waterford Kilbarry Guilloche Rollerball Pen – When it comes to “fancy” pens you get for a 10 year anniversary, this pen is a great choice.  It’s made of solid brass with plaitnum plated accents.  This large pen has got a great texture and a balanced feel when you write.  The dark, yet bright liquid ink simply glides across the page.  It seems to have a very old fashioned feel as if I was using a fountain pen – no cusion or grip on this pen.  I’m not sure that I would ever use this pen if I were to be hand writing a letter, or signing a lot of documents (unless for the pure intent of impressing someone or to stroke my own ego). 

5. Uniball Jetstream Premier – This is a rollerbal pen and has a lot of nice innovations.  The ink is a little on the dull-side as far as color, but it writes smooth and has a very dependable ink flow.  One neat function of this pen is the relatively soft and muted clicking action for a retractable pen–I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t distract too many people in a classroom setting to be constantly clicking this pen–although it’s not entirely silent of course.  If you are one of those, maybe this pen is for you. 

The grip is a little strange and awkward to get used to, but seems to be a smart design which makes your writing movements to have a pillowed, squishy feel–but, not so much that it annoys.  One side is softer near the bottom of the grip and the other side is softer near the top of the grip (middle finger knuckle rest vs. thumb rest) and a good traction spot for the forefinger.  I think if you’re a firm gripper and/or do a lot of writing this might be a pen for you as well. 

6. Pentel tko – A pen that isn’t real reliable, but writes fine.  It is a slender pen that has a clear shaft so you can easily see the ink level.  Has a nice grippy tip for comfort and control.  Smooth writing pen with a nice color ink.  If you like a slender and inexpensive pen, this may be your choice.

7.  BIC Reaction - The Reaction is a good writing pen with a nice bright color, dependable writing and also has a nice “shock absorber” for those that tend to press too hard when they write–I’m guessing that is why they call it the “Reaction.”  But, the absorption isn’t too squishy, it seems just about right to me.  I have used this pen when dealing with particularly frustrating people and it’s nice to have a little give to the pen if you’re writing when you’re angry.

8. BIC Z4Roller 0.7 – This is a good writing pen, but I don’t like having to take the lid on and off.  You can easily see the ink level, which is a plus for any pen (no surprise when the ink runs out).  It has a nice design, a comfortable (dimpled) grip and the ink seems to flow nicely.  You can’t see it on the photo, but there is a bar code on the side of the pen–maybe that wouldn’t be available on a pen purchased in a box?

9. [Supergirl] I have found that the absolute best pen to buy is the Pilot G6 07. It may smear a little, but the end result is amazing.. my office orders them non-stop.

10. (berserkersgearpage) Zebra F-701

http://berserkersgearpage.blogspot.com/2008/01/zebra-f-701-stainless-steel-pen.html

Also see:

http://10mmman.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/zebra-f-701-review/

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WORST PENS

1. BIC Round Stick – Terrible “torturous” pen with sticky ink that doesn’t write immediately when your pen hits the page.  Warning! Your page may have scribble marks from trying to get the ink started. 

2. Papermate Black Cap pen – If it can’t get any worse.  I believe it is an office conspiricy to order these pens.  What they really want you to do is go out and buy your own, so they give you the worst pens on the planet.  This is the most unpredictable pen in existence.  Will it write?  Maybe.

3. Papermate Felt Tip Pen – Great pen for signing an autograph (once), or signing a birthday card, but I would never use this pen to fill out any important documents.

4. Gimmicky Pens – Pretty much a papermate pen in a fancy costume.

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50 ways to annoy your mother-in-law without her knowing your intentions.

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1. If she calls to let you know she’s coming over to your house, hurry and put on a bath robe and wet your hair.  Act shocked to see her when she arrives.

2. Ask her each time you see her, “Are you feeling okay?  You look like you have a cold or something.”

3. If she has photographs, or artwork hanging on the walls, pretend that you are straightening a few each time you go to their place when really you are making them lean just a little to the right or left.

4. Always use a coaster when having a drink, only use an obvious favorite magazine as a coaster.

5. If you see a partially completed crossword puzzle,  say “Oh I love crossword puzzles” and fill in all the wrong words.

6. Move book-marks a few pages ahead of where they’re placed.

7. Several seconds after she’s gotten into the bathroom, knock on the door impatiently saying, “Please hurry, I really need to pee, I’ve got to go bad, when are you getting out?” 

8. Offer to put away her washed dishes, only put them in the wrong places.

9. When meeting them at a restaurant, always arrive 10 minutes late.

10. Offer to pay for everyone’s meal, then when the waiter arrives say “We’ll all just have water, thanks.”

11. Make sure not to feed the kids before you go over so that they constantly beg her for food.

12. Bring a carton of boiled eggs with you and when she isn’t looking, switch them out for her fresh ones.

13. Just before you leave, open the fridge and put a dot of black food coloring into her milk container.

14. Always feed her asparagus so that her pee stinks.

15. Send her a Happy Birthday card and pretend it was from Patrick Swayze.

16. Pick ear wax out of your ears and find creative places to wipe it in her house.

17. Buy her cheap art several times a year.  Tell her that you were thinking of her when you bought them. 

18.(Adrienne) If you happen to have a small dog, take it with you to MIL’s home; only make sure it hasn’t pooped in a day, and find a way to “accidently” allow him to do his business on her fave rug……then laugh innocently and say, “Fluffy only poops where he has smelled sh** before, that’s STRANGE…” she will get the hint if she has been badmouthing you lately.

19. (Adrienne) If you really [can't stand] your MIL you could show your secret displeasure of her by flushing a few thick old socks down her toilet, flush until it overflows, and run to her claiming her toilet isn’t working properly. Or you could just let her find it that way later…heehee.

20. (Annoyed) Tell her you know she has been selling your daughter’s clothing behind your back.

21. (Haha) Sign her up for AARP!! They send junk mail all the time AND sell your address to ALL types of other businesses!

22. (SoThatsHowItIs) Keep telling her how much you love her son and how much he loves and looks after you.  If she really likes you then this will make her happy, if she secretly hates you, this will DRIVE HER NUTS! It’s a win win!

23. (dixie511)  if your MIL is selling something like (Mary Kay) sign up for it and then a couple of weeks later tell her that selling isn’t your thing and sign up for Avon the same day and bring a book by and put it on her door step.

24. (kris1980) When you’re visiting your MIL, go switch her diet pills for laxative pills they sell to elderly people with serious bowel problems. She won’t be inviting you for the next few months or so.

25. (Lish) I leave random nursing home brochures in her house.

26. (Rayven)  When ever your MIL calls you answer the phone exasperated and when she ask what’s wrong, explain in detail how wonderful the sex was with your husband, when she ask you to stop, say that’s the same thing you tell your husband when he gets rough! She will be very disgusted! And eventually stop calling!

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Top 10 Least-Likely Opened Email Headers.

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1. (Matt) – Anything in all capital letters.

2. (mamaneeds2rant) Easy Work From Home – Great Pay! (Yeah Right!)

3. Official Approval Payment Valued $8.3 Million.

4. International Pharmacy!

5. Anything from the Bank of Africa

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