We at Completethelist.WordPress.Com want to list “10 Things we don’t like to eat.…, just submit a comment in the comments box of which things you don’t like to eat and a simple explanation and I will post your comment onto this site. 

1. Bruised Apples – Little is worse than biting into an apple with a huge bruise in it.

2. Cod Liver Oil – My grandmother used to give it to me–not a pleasant memory.

Cod Liver Oil

3. Luncheon Loaf – Forcefed in elementary school in sack lunches…possibly both ends of the multigrain bread turned in on themselves and topeed off with a squirt of mustard.

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We at Completethelist.WordPress.Com want to list “The 10 Homemade Christmas Gifts You Hope You Never Get.…, just submit a comment in the comments box of which homemade Christmas gift terrifies you the most and a simple explanation and I will post your comment onto this site. 

1. A Pitbull Puppy

2. eMail Spam.

3. A scrapbook page of someone else’s vacation.

4. Cubicle Rash.

5. The film, “Titanic” remade by your neighbors kids. 

6. A Coupon for “One Free Wedgie”.

7. Maxi-Pad Slippers

8. A Stool Sample.

9. A Homemade Wheatgrass Shake.

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We at Completethelist.WordPress.Com want to list “The Top 25 Best Little League Football Photographs Ever!”  We need your comments to complete the list…, just submit a link to your photograph at the comments box and I will post it on the site.  (No copywrited photos please) 

1. “Hydration”

2. “Waitin’ For Offense”

3. (Salgal2478)

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5. (Salgal2478)

6. (This could be your photograph!)

We at Completethelist.WordPress.Com want to post “the top 20 ways to annoy your mother-in-law without her knowing your intentions.”  We need your help to complete the list…we’d love to hear your suggestions, just submit your answers at the comments box. 

1. If she calls to let you know she’s comming over to your house, hurry and put on a bath robe and wet your hair.  Act shocked to see her when she arrives.

2. Ask her each time you see her, “Are you feeling okay?  You look like you have a cold or something.”

3. If she has photographs, or artwork hanging on the walls, pretend that you are straitening a few each time you go to their place when really your are making them lean just a little to the right or left.

4. Always use a coaster when having a drink, only use an obvious favorite magazine as a coaster.

5. If you see a partially completed crossword puzzle,  say “Oh I love crossword puzzles” and fill in all the wrong words.

6. Move book-marks a few pages ahead of where they’re placed.

7. Several seconds after she’s gotten into the bathroom, knock on the door impatiently saying, “Please hurry, I really need to pee, I’ve got to go bad, when are you getting out?” 

8. Offer to put away her washed dishes, only put them in the wrong places.

9. When meeting them at a restaraunt, always arrive 10 minutes late.

10. Offer to pay for everyones meal, then when the waiter arrives say “We’ll all just have water, thanks.”

11. Make sure not to feed the kids before you go over so that they constantly beg her for food.

12. Bring a carton of boiled eggs with you and when she isn’t looking, switch them out for her fresh ones.

13. Just before you leave, open the fridge and put a dot of black food coloring into her milk container.

14. Always feed her asparagus so that her pee stinks.

15. Send her a Happy Birthday card and pretend it was from Patrick Swayze.

16. Pick ear wax out of your ears and find creative places to wipe it in her house.

17. Buy her cheap art several times a year.  Tell her that you were thinking of her when you bought them. 

18.(Adrienne) If you happen to have a small dog, take it with you to MIL’s home; only make sure it hasn’t pooped in a day, and find a way to “accidently” allow him to do his business on her fave rug……then laugh innocently and say, “Fluffy only poops where he has smelled sh** before, that’s STRANGE…” she will get the hint if she has been badmouthing you lately.

19. (Adrienne) If you really [can't stand] your MIL you could show your secret displeasure of her by flushing a few thick old socks down her toilet, flush until it overflows, and run to her claiming her toilet isn’t working properly. Or you could just let her find it that way later…heehee